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Judo Claw

To stop a large mammal or really upset some one in bed.
To Judo Claw someone insert "Index" finger in the anus, while finger deep in the anus bend/retract the finger to make a hook shape. This renders the "mammal" in affective.

We recommend to try and stop a Sumo Wrestler first with the Claw before land mammals.
by Straglar October 25, 2010
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Howdon Claw

A small suburn of the North East of England, the 'howdon claw' refers to a fringe on a female which looks like it has been shaped around a coke can, such is its pronounced cylindrical-ness. You can see young charvers sporting the Howdon Claw.
"Ah's gannin oot doon the keyside the neet... The bords ye find doon there are geet classy an that, none o yer howdon claw shite man."
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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claw clip

A clip that is used to hold hair in place that looks and grabs like a claw.
Where'd you buy that claw clip ? Your claw clip looks nice in your colored hair.
by Scriptlines October 27, 2019
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madonna claw

That old tranny bitch grabbed me with her madonna claws.
by notrub225 January 23, 2010
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Bear Claw

The effect tight pants have on a man, making his genitalia appear like a bear's claw. Whereas a woman would have a camel toe, a man would have a bear claw.
Did you see Frank's bear claw last night? It was disgusting.

Frank better buy a size larger next time. He may inadvertently produce a bear claw.
by mrbufo October 10, 2005
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myspace claw

formation of the hand where one creates a claw. Often attached with a "grr" face, but not necessarily. Usually done by scene myspace girls. aka "the metal hand"?
Scene girl: NEW PICZ. COMMENT PLEZ
Girl: Um so what exactly are you doing here?
Scene girl: Oh thats just the myspace claw isn't it cute?
Girl: you look like a bear.
by ^_*.. November 23, 2006
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claw machine

A machine that takes your quarters (ok, dollars) and offers you a shot at picking up anything from a stuffed animal to a smartphone.
Setting: Dave and Busters at the claw machines:
Guy 1:"Closer....Closer....A little to the left.... A bit back.... Perfect! Hit the button!
Guy 2: Hits Button.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers
Claw revolves slightly.
Claw grabs end of doll.
Claw drops doll.
Claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
Guy 1 and 2: "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......
by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017
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