For people who don't belong to an organized religion or just need an excuse to be lounging on Sunday morning. Particularly useful to newcomers in the Bible Belt. Similar to Home Schooled.
Friend: So what church do you belong to?
You: I'm home churched.
Friend: Would you like to go to church with me this weekend?
You: No thanks dude, I'm home churched.
You: I'm home churched.
Friend: Would you like to go to church with me this weekend?
You: No thanks dude, I'm home churched.
by sfoxe May 24, 2009
Get the Home Churchedmug. The WORST place to try and ease out a silient fart.It never works. The solid wood structure and conture of the pew acts like a piano sounding board,amplifying even the slightest whisper fart.
by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011
Get the church pewmug. Business chain started by George W. Church a former incubator salesman.
Church's Chicken offers quality fried chicken original and spicy as well as Honey-Butter Biscuits. Located on 2806 West Cermak Rd.
Church's Chicken offers quality fried chicken original and spicy as well as Honey-Butter Biscuits. Located on 2806 West Cermak Rd.
by Hotcakesss December 7, 2010
Get the Church's Chickenmug. Church geeks attend every Sunday spared extra time of reading & studies Bible. Majority are White people.
Church geeks talks about how they help others. 95% excellent smooth talks rarely help anyone but themselves, asking you to join his or her Sunday.
Church geeks Runs out as fast as possible once the service or worship time is over rare occasions people interact with each others.
Church geeks secrets all guy hangout knows as Circle Jerk Bible studies. A young men no women, very closed group no one really talks about the lameness.
Church geeks Pray lots and lots some geeks thinks God will answer all is prayer.
Dear God help me and bring me the power of wealth, Lord please bring me a Luxury house bring me a hot wife. I.............. Amen
Church geeks hate to admit wrongful item.
Mistake lord pray and ask you to forgive me for bringing a selfish white men. ......... Amen.
Church geeks talks about how they help others. 95% excellent smooth talks rarely help anyone but themselves, asking you to join his or her Sunday.
Church geeks Runs out as fast as possible once the service or worship time is over rare occasions people interact with each others.
Church geeks secrets all guy hangout knows as Circle Jerk Bible studies. A young men no women, very closed group no one really talks about the lameness.
Church geeks Pray lots and lots some geeks thinks God will answer all is prayer.
Dear God help me and bring me the power of wealth, Lord please bring me a Luxury house bring me a hot wife. I.............. Amen
Church geeks hate to admit wrongful item.
Mistake lord pray and ask you to forgive me for bringing a selfish white men. ......... Amen.
by Real truthful Raymond March 8, 2018
Get the Church geekmug. A current day "Outlaw" Country singer. He has had a few hits in his short career including "Love Your Love The Most" and "Hell On A Heart". He is known for singing about blue-collar workers and general redneck activities.
by wlwfb10 July 23, 2010
Get the Eric Churchmug. Parents who ruin your life on a weekly basis by signing you up for or taking you to crap you don't want. This includes them buying tickets to events you don't care about and they force you into them, ruining your life in every way possible when you can normally be enjoying your own leisure.
If you have a break from school (such as summer or winter), your parents are almost guaranteed to screw it up. This includes planning a vacation over your entire break, essentially making it wasted by the time your break is over.
If you have a break from school (such as summer or winter), your parents are almost guaranteed to screw it up. This includes planning a vacation over your entire break, essentially making it wasted by the time your break is over.
Kyle: Dude, my spring break was wasted because my stupid church parents planned a vacation on it, taking me to stuff I had no interest in.
Chris: Aww, that sucks crap. Next break, do you want to spend it all with me and play Smash all the way?
Kyle: Why, yes.
Chris: Aww, that sucks crap. Next break, do you want to spend it all with me and play Smash all the way?
Kyle: Why, yes.
by The Real Driller July 6, 2021
Get the church parentsmug. A train in which it is too quiet to talk on your phone incase you disturb the peace, so you have to send a text.
by Geeh March 10, 2011
Get the Church Trainmug.