A relativlely soft man with little to no muscle. He will most likely compensate with a mag light, pistol, brass knuckles, or all of the above. Women seem attracted to him however and he seals the deal with about 75 percent of the women he associates with.
He may not look like much but i swear he is a levi berry. You better not look at him wrong and keep an eye on your girl
by vagsmasher November 26, 2010

by collicakes November 30, 2009

A very small piece of shit intertwined with nut hairs and lint-balls from underwear. Dingle-berries are usually lodged via nut hairs on the upper inner thigh area next to the "scrotum pits " or inside the scrotum pits themselves. When dingle-berries age, they break free and attach themselves to underwear.
by J_B. December 27, 2007

Those really annoying pieces of shit that get caught in your ass hairs and get stuck; they then proceedt to avoid the wiping and get all hard and turn into little turd balls, that must me torn out at a later time.... very painful...
by Jeremy Pearce February 23, 2004

by greendream April 28, 2011

by pidgeong June 25, 2010

Ass hairs with tiny knots on the ends. Typically found in multiples. Hard to pluck and remove and often dangle.
I went down to eat that homeless woman’s ass in the alley and it was nothing but a stank ass forest full of hair berries.
Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.
Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018
