bath quake

BASICALLY THE SAME THING AS AN EARTHQUAKE , but way less messy, you take a bath, and, splash the water all around causing it to get all over everything!!! the floor, the walls, everything!!

instead of a regular bath, she took a bath quake and made a mess everywhere!!

by lesser of 2 eviles June 15, 2016

Quake

When a girl farts on a guys dick

Did you just quake on me babe?
So i was having sex with my girl last night and she totally quaked
Why do I kinda want a girl to quake on me?

by Mr Mxyzptlk April 19, 2020

Couch Quake

the movements or rumbles one feels on the opposite side of the couch during a nestled flatulance.

She said "EWW, don't get up, I felt that couch quake all the way over here !"

by Big Brada November 29, 2012

Coffee Quake

A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.

"A logjam occurred in the bathroom as a 9.0 coffee quake occurred seconds earlier"

by OligSlaughter September 6, 2013

California Quake Riders Org.

Exclusive club of native California thrill seekers who will ride anytime, any quake, of any magnitude. Group formed by RonnieU in Huntington Bch in 1986 with friends, locals and fearless adventurers

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by Rondogee November 1, 2011

Quaking a Josh

An urban legend of 3 Sentient ducks living out their lives in a costume that looks like a human male.

Im three ducks in a man costume I'm only here for the bread I must be quaking a josh

by Duckmanjosh November 23, 2021

Hannah Quake

An earthquake in Australia with a magnitude ranging between 2.3 - 4.8 which usually occurs when Bebahan(Hannah) uploads a beautiful or sexy new picture.

Australia experienced a Hannah quake today

by gzxy June 29, 2023