Mateo is the name given to streetball legends. If you know a Mateo, be grateful to god that he put one in your way. Mateo is the natural predator of Pablos. Although Mateos are quite common these days, you can identify a real OG Mateo from the rest because he:
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.
-Has the freshest memes.
-Owns a dope spotify playlist.
Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.
-Has the freshest memes.
-Owns a dope spotify playlist.
Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.
by CLLDBU January 30, 2020
Get the Mateomug. by vvukong November 8, 2021
Get the mateo bringasmug. Mateo is a perfect human being. He is shy, so he does not like to be overwhelmed by people but he definitely has a bunch of friends who loves him and are always there for him.
Everyone that gets to know him is more than lucky.
Everyone that gets to know him is more than lucky.
by mjbb November 23, 2021
Get the Mateomug. Mateo is a boy who you may have a crush on. Pisces, not short but not tall, not that cute but kinda cute, is friends with guaica, soccer/sporty kid, skinny asf, a lot of girls like him, and has an iphone 11 but no social media. whats the point of getting a phone without social media..? anyways, you try to become friends with him and hes understanding the assignment. a little. dark hair and eyes. kind of wimpy. he acts gay sometimes, in a stupid way (as in humping a cone and such dumb actions) but you still talk to him. you really want to be best friends with him , but not act too weird about it. he is the only boy in your class you try to be friends with.. almost.
by DojaCat_Official May 24, 2022
Get the Mateomug. by Jeffy123010 November 21, 2021
Get the Mateomug. by Vorgolf November 22, 2021
Get the Mateomug.