Jacker

Someone who masturbates alot and cant stop

Dude tom is a huge jacker. I caught him on the couch yesterday jacking off

by squirrelyboy July 22, 2025

Black Jacker

Eating Black Jack sweets before giving your bf a blow job then as he cums, choke on his jizz and puke the black jack and jizz mixture back up on his dick!

'Oh hey Zac! I did a black jacker on my bf'

'What's that then Emma?'

'Well I ate black jacks before giving my bf a blow job and I puked on him as he cum in my mouth..'

by JammyEm August 3, 2021

hum jacker

n. Someone who hi-jacks your hum half way through

First individual: hum hum hu-
Second individual: hum hum hum
First individual: You are such a hum jacker!

by Trent Naidu June 13, 2017

Red Jacker

someone in 3rd grade who steals all of the red crayons and markers. A blue jacker is someone in 6th grade who steals your blue.

Hailey: I like red, I'm gonna pick up the crayon and color with it

Dominic: Dude that red is mine (takes red)
Hailey: Dud you are such a red jacker

by wormy4evanobutterflies December 7, 2010

flippin jacker

Someone whose really jacked up , also stupid , dumb , mean, also means bitch, or wierdo

Stop stealing my money you flippin jacker

by Miles Clement April 21, 2008

flacka jacker

those who become chronic public masturbators when flacked out

oh look there its old joe the flacka jacker cranking one out in his front window again

by M I sofakingweetodded January 7, 2021

Cock jacker

One (male) who in conversation with a fellow, workmate etc is inclined to grab the other guy's crotch suddenly and without warning. The object is ostensibly to put the victim ill at ease and in a state of embarrassment. However, one wonders if it's simply an excuse to grab other mens' genitals.

Tony: I hate talking to Mike. I'm in the middle of a sentence and he just grabs my dick every time
Stan: yup, he's a cock jacker to be sure

by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth June 3, 2020