the internet

The internet is a series of tubes;

Not a big truck.

The internet is made of of thousands of microscopic tubes that connect every computer in the world together.

by Weakpoints February 10, 2008

internet

An endless amount of information, pornography, and other stuff to do. All put together over countless servers and other crap. Point being, no matter how many games you play on the internet, you'll never win even one. Its just a bundle of wires.

Person 1 : "Dude, we just kicked this clans ass in Counterstrike! My clan won!"

Person 2 : "No they didnt. Nobody ever wins on the internet."

by Sneaky Mexican January 10, 2006

Internet

1) A place for illegal activity, porn, drugs, hacking and games. A place where anything goes. The Internet is just a bunch of computers and endless cable. Internet is ran by the phone company.

2) The inner lining of your swimsuit.

1) "Dude, let's get warez and porn and then do some h4x0ring." "Dude, you wanna go on Internet?"

2) "Dude, I just logged on to my internet!" "Dude, that is sick, mention it again and you get tempbanned."

by Soiled Undergarment August 11, 2003

internet

A web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched for 'World History' on the internet and the results showed 500 pages of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

internet

an evil void filled with porn and advertisements where fat old rednecks can look at boobs for ten hours and destroy theyre only chance to get into heaven.

The anticrist has taken control of the world and his name is "Internet".

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

internet

A complete failure.

People who make blogs ruined the internet.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

internet

An incredibly powerful source of porn and advertisements to find your old classmates.

He's downloading porn from the INTERNET.

My INTERNET is slow! I need faster porn!

by Glorioso July 6, 2004