Creamer

Put ice cream or whip cream on you dick and have a girl give you head to get it off

Betty gave me such a great chocolate creamer last night

by CottonCandy2425 September 21, 2016

Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.

I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020

Krystal creamer

When a male ejaculates on a Krystal slider and then proceeds to pack it in a women’s anus with his penis.

The hooker wouldn’t let me give her the Krystal creamer but when she was dead she didn’t say no.

by anonymous December 6, 2024

Alabama Creamer

The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer

I just got the Alabama Creamer last night.

by hahathisisafunnyname69 August 13, 2024

Creamerism

When u hold a shit in all day and finally let it out infront of a group of girls and then return to a standing ovation and comments of sympathy asking if your alright

On look he did a creamerism

by Omak3 April 24, 2020

Josh Creamer

When ur sad as hell but u act like ur not

“Aye bro stop being such a josh creamer I know you’re upset”

by jdnsisnxos October 13, 2018

Apple Creamer

This is a person who has/is/or will fuck an apple. This person may do it for fun or for a dare but it don't matter.

"I'm an Apple Creamer"

"You're fucking weird

by The Bog Zombie June 13, 2023