clog

to clog, or clogged: an adjective

the instrumentation of holland's traditional footwear for (but not limited to) devious purposes.

"did i clog the toilet? sir, if you're asking if i intentionally flushed a dutchmen's wooden shoe down your toilet, then you are sadly mistaken."

"...and that's when i took of my shoe made of carved poplar wood, and chucked it right at o'malley's head. you're damn right, i clogged that irish son of a bitch!"

by bfitz October 19, 2008

The Clog

When a male has a piss after sex and pisses in different directions or multiple streams.

Toby needed a piss after the business was done, but when he started pissing he looked up to notice he had two streams of piss both hitting opposite walls. “Fuck it.. the Clog”

by Charter man December 15, 2021

Clog

When you have no money for fast food Delievery to your door and you utilise overdrawing your bank account

Just clog it and enjoy the dinner

by Mr Bertha December 15, 2022

Jogging Clogging

Recieving oral sex while jogging.

"Me and Julie went for a run the other day, but ended with a bit of jogging clogging!"

by Mario Gannarelli March 13, 2010

Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

Clog Ninja

Anyone who can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a a sound.

Clog Ninja = Effeminate Males.

by djsmakywas March 9, 2012

Finger Clogging

The act of inserting a finger into an anus as to prevent the passing of a bowel movement.

Chris had to poop so badly during the video game LAN party that Allen had to finger clog him for about an hour just to make sure he could beat the boss. I can't believe he was finger clogging him for that long... What a guy... I'll have to invite him to my next LAN party.

by someunicornwizardcat August 8, 2024