plant your zucchini in the backyard

to fuck someone in the ass

Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?

by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023

backyarder

noun; a person of questionable professional capability

"That guy is a real backyarder!"
"Don't you understand basic security, you backyarder!"
"The backyarder left any to any rules on this customer's firewall"

by Mikeybyte November 2, 2022

Backyard Mudbog

The sexual act of throwing a piece of poop into a fan, which chops it up and blows poop all over your partner.

I gave her the backyard mudbog

by Teehee1980 August 21, 2021

triming the backyard

The act of shaving ones anal area

Damn bro, I clipped a hemi today triming the backyard

by cj harp March 12, 2016

Backyard-ish

an action or oral rendition that should not be seen or heard by others-something that should only take place in your own backyard.....or maybe NOT,
a dumbass move,redneck,a stupid move,should be an embarassing moment

Mom: I cant believe you did that,thats so backyard-ish!
Or...
Mom: Oh,thats backyard-ish!

You dumbass, that soooo backyard-ish

by EdiSouth December 10, 2008

backyard barber

A barber shop in the boondocks

Boys went to the backyard barber for a fresh cut in the boondocks

by Elock and the backyardagins March 22, 2017

Backyard 4th of July

When you and 6 or more other guys, rub red,white, and blue frosting, all over each other. Then lick it off, while listening to the national anthem.

Dude that backyard 4th of July was so gay, but for some reason I want more.

by The dude da boss August 4, 2013