Depression Matrix

A series of clickbait thumbnails found at the end of an article on a webpage, generally taunting leaked pictures of celebrities, DIY cures for genetic diseases and simple recipes to become a millionaire (or whatever your browsing history says you're in lack of).

- Dude, what I don't get is how everybody else seems to be successfully navigating the vagaries of life while I remain eternally stuck in mediocrity.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.

by Thomas Danger April 4, 2017

Matrix Drink

When someone leans so far back while drinking that they resemble Neo dodging bullets in the classic Matrix scene

At the party last night Callum was Matrix drinking beer so hard his head almost touched the floor

by DeepSeaNinja6 May 6, 2015

the matrix reaction

The matrix reaction is when someone leans back so far to avoid something it verges on a limbo.

for example when the guy in the matrix limbos to avoid a bullet

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This is the matrix reaction

by Bazinga alert!! December 9, 2013

MaTriX

The Matrix is a system we "humans" are the battery to the Matrix so that means the more people in the matrix the more power it gets. However the real world is enslaved by machines and theres a war between human and machine. The One(Neo) is the only person who can end this war.

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

Glitch in the Matrix

The rare combination of a ‘Ghost wipe’ and a ‘Ghosty’.

After taking a dump, Jake was surprised when he wiped and found no sign of fecal matter on the toilet paper. Intrigued, he stood up and was astonished to find no sign of the shit that he had just birthed. Questioning himself “Did I even take a shit?”. This is known as a “Glitch in the Matrix”

by Duss Duss January 25, 2022

matrix dodge

When you subconsciously dodge something. Usually that something is coming at you very quickly, such as a projectile object.

My former doubles partner Kristen matrix dodged the tennis ball I accidentally hit at her.

by shaley720 July 13, 2007

Matrix Revolutions

The third and final movie in the Matrix trilogy. In which the war between the humans and machines is finally resolved, and Neo kicks Agent Smith's ass once and for all.

Even though the Matrix Revolutions has some of the best effects ever, it's still the worst in the Matrix trilogy.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 15, 2003