slab of ham

According to John Podhoretz,
Cate Blanchett is a giant slab of ham.

John Podhoretz:
'Unpopular opinion:Cate Blanchett is basically a giant slab of ham'

by Moas March 18, 2019

slab donkey

A huge Atlantic flounder

Damn, chuck just caught himself a slab donkey

by Ivannahumparot May 11, 2018

Hit the Slab

Driving on the highway.

Hey, are we driving out of town this weekend? Of course we gone hit the slab!
I see the mechanic fixed your vehicle, Seems to be running fine. But, the only way to know for sure. You gotta hit the slab.

by John Staples April 16, 2019

cab-a-slab

to bum a cigarette

"hey can i cab-a-slab?"

by justin April 24, 2004

jammy slab

The act of sexually rubbing jam on your dick and sticking it in between 2 pieces of bread and having someone eat it

The misses wanted me to make her a sandwich so i gave her a good jammy slab

by Pickpocket2213 April 18, 2017

slab city

A slow low and banging whore house

Let's go to slab city

by Vibbydoo May 8, 2014

Slab Jockey

A person that likes to 'make love' to dead people in a morgue.

Oooh you're so cold, i'm gonna ride you all night baby, and there aint shiiit you can do about it.... cos your dead

by Lee Mofo December 12, 2003