Purse badger

A person, typically female, who keeps their proximity or RFID badge in their purse at all times. While not typically a problem, the purse badger will always hold up a group of weary-eye, late-arrivals at the entrance while she tries in vain to scan the badge through the sidewall of the purse. The purse badger is an animal of convenience and necessity, and does not remove the badge from the purse for any reason. If the badge cannot be scanned, the next person in line will be forced to use their badge to open the door so the group may pass.

I was late to work because the purse badger was holding up the line at the door.

by W0lf Dick June 2, 2018

coin pursing

The act of a male sticking his testicle into a females butthole.

I tried coin pursing and it hurt my balls.

by FerryRose April 27, 2019

Cum Purse

A vagina filled with the cum of multiple people.

A promiscuous woman's vagina.

You think Becky has a cum purse.

I banged so many guys, instead of having all of thier pictures I keep them in cum purse to remember them!

by Buttmole asspickle August 23, 2020

purse candy

Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.

Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.

by @price5233 June 20, 2020

Pants purse

A scrotum, ballsack, testicle holder

A better term for a teste sac

Humorous scrotum

Man bag

"I caught my pants purse in my zipper again"

"Why us my pants purse so twisted"

"Punch me in my pants purse again and ill punch your donut hole"

by Alifeinchapters July 31, 2020

Purse Burger

When Brandy is fully shithoused and hides Mcdoubles in her purse for sober Brandy in the morning/afternoon.

Fuck yes, just found this purse burger cause I’m so goddamn hungry.

by Vangaales May 23, 2018

Purse Vomit

The contents of a purse, after they have been poured out onto the floor or a table. Purse vomit can be found when women have lost their car keys or makeup or then they are transferring the contents of one purse to another.

I came home and found purse vomit all over my floor with Mary digging through it, trying to find her keys.

by Nemo Noone December 26, 2011