Guy 1: Dude, I am going to sign up for porn emails and list your work email.
Guy 2: If you do that, you're getting a testicle punch.
Guy 2: If you do that, you're getting a testicle punch.
by TheMonger September 29, 2006
The testicles belonging to a jewish man that provide sperm to the jew penis which is the largest kind of penis in the world.
by rrbe September 20, 2009
Kaden has tree testicles.
by IEatPeople1337 December 11, 2013
by Pocono Joe December 13, 2010
The shocking phenomenon, in which the slightest pressure upon an unaroused man's testicles causes pain. Yet during sexual arousal, the testicles can take repetitive strikes painlessly and/or pleasurably.
Woman strikes man with pillow in balls. He falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.
Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.
Woman experienced the testicle paradox.
Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.
Woman experienced the testicle paradox.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 09, 2010
the essence of man
by Butt Piser June 12, 2009
Similar to the phrase "the bee's knees," but more crude. Implies that something is really cool, or sometimes used in sarcasm to imply that something is really not cool.
1 - Implying something is cool
- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"
- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"
2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool
- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."
- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"
- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"
2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool
- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."
by C-Witt July 03, 2009