testicle punch

A punch to the testicles. Usually used as a "threat" in general conversation.

Guy 1: Dude, I am going to sign up for porn emails and list your work email.

Guy 2: If you do that, you're getting a testicle punch.

by TheMonger September 29, 2006

jew testicles

The testicles belonging to a jewish man that provide sperm to the jew penis which is the largest kind of penis in the world.

The guy has jew testicles, his girlfriend must love having sex!

by rrbe September 20, 2009

tree testicles

Huge hard brown testicles

Kaden has tree testicles.

by IEatPeople1337 December 10, 2013

testicle gravy

Semen, of course.

Perez Hilton's breath smells of testicle gravy.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

testicle paradox

The shocking phenomenon, in which the slightest pressure upon an unaroused man's testicles causes pain. Yet during sexual arousal, the testicles can take repetitive strikes painlessly and/or pleasurably.

Woman strikes man with pillow in balls. He falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.

Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.

Woman experienced the testicle paradox.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010

Testicle Tartare

the essence of man

I said to my girlfriend, would you like some testicle tartare on your titties

by Butt Piser June 12, 2009

Smash Testicle

The everlasting glowing sphere of fiery power that can sometimes be sequestered from a crate, barrel or will occasionally burst from the womb of the universe. Some go there whole lives without ever seeing the elusive bright shine that can drive even the most lowly knave to supreme glory. Its origins date back to ancient times, (Jan 31 2008). Its raw energy derived from the NUTSACK OF CHUCK NORRIS, shooting from his throbbing urethra, the energy shot forth into the bowels of the universe's cunthole. It gestated for countless millenia waiting for the opportune moment to blast through and reveal its supreme power in a display of unparalleled awesomeness. Gaining the power of the deceptive orb requires cunning, skill, stamina, endurance, luck and pure testosterone. It may last only for a moment, but for that brief instant... you are god.

Nadsack: no... dont get it...

Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!

Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!

Dude: YES! I GOT IT!

Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!

Dude:....I love this game.

by cockjuggling thundercunt October 13, 2009