testicle punch

A punch to the testicles. Usually used as a "threat" in general conversation.

Guy 1: Dude, I am going to sign up for porn emails and list your work email.

Guy 2: If you do that, you're getting a testicle punch.

by TheMonger September 29, 2006

jew testicles

The testicles belonging to a jewish man that provide sperm to the jew penis which is the largest kind of penis in the world.

The guy has jew testicles, his girlfriend must love having sex!

by rrbe September 20, 2009

testicle gravy

Semen, of course.

Perez Hilton's breath smells of testicle gravy.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

tree testicles

Huge hard brown testicles

Kaden has tree testicles.

by IEatPeople1337 December 10, 2013

testicle paradox

The shocking phenomenon, in which the slightest pressure upon an unaroused man's testicles causes pain. Yet during sexual arousal, the testicles can take repetitive strikes painlessly and/or pleasurably.

Woman strikes man with pillow in balls. He falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.

Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.

Woman experienced the testicle paradox.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010

Cockroach's Testicles

Similar to the phrase "the bee's knees," but more crude. Implies that something is really cool, or sometimes used in sarcasm to imply that something is really not cool.

1 - Implying something is cool

- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"

- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"

2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool

- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."

by C-Witt July 3, 2009

Testicle Tartare

the essence of man

I said to my girlfriend, would you like some testicle tartare on your titties

by Butt Piser June 12, 2009