Tallahassee tightrope

When you take a double dildo and run into each other's ass then clinch your ass checks and tug away from each other. Whoever comes uncorked loses.

Toby and Timmy were caught in a mean round of Tallahassee tightrope.

Tallahassee tightrope by Hooligunz April 2, 2026

Tallahassee Hot Pocket

The Tallahassee Hot Pocket is a large piece of human feces inside of a condom, that has been frozen and reheated in a microwave before being used as a dildo.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is alleged to have made and used the very first Tallahassee Hot Pocket, hence the name.

Tallahassee Hot Pocket by Eldji April 12, 2026

Tallahassee Turd Hurdler 

The act of gathering your partners turds and then hurdling the the turds at the other partner.

“Yo bro this girl i met last night asked me to be a Tallahassee Turd Hurdler”

Tallahassee Turd Hurdler by BeauFool June 4, 2025

Tallahassee Backhoe 

The big dig into a male's asshole in search of pleasure. Usually performed by another male, but it isn't exclusive.

He was giving him the Tallahassee Backhoe after work.

Tallahassee Backhoe by Dependsformen June 26, 2025

Tallahassee Mudbath

A honey-tinged full-body tongue bath of one’s stepsibling

I fucked my stepsister, but in my defence, I gave her a Tallahassee Mudbath first

Tallahassee Mudbath by ConorJP91 October 25, 2025

Tallahassee Rattlesnake

When you insert your penis into someone's anus and they proceed to fart on it, profusely shaking it.

"I was bangin a mom of 3 and she asked me if I wanted a Tallahassee Rattlesnake, I obliged."

Tallahassee Rattlesnake by UNCLEIGAN November 27, 2025

The Tallahassee Tyson 

When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.

Bruh! I hit my chick with the Tallahassee Tyson last night. Iron Mike would be so proud!

The Tallahassee Tyson by WhoreHay1217 January 18, 2025