by The Return of Light Joker March 31, 2010
The act of, or process of claiming ownership of a seat, chair or position on a couch with your taint area, so that no one else can steal your seat.
Tim walks into Mark's office and sees Don sitting in a brand new mesh office chair. Tim says, "Wow that chair looks really comfortable. Wish I had one." Grinning...Don says, "It IS very comfortable. If you're nice to me, I may even let you sit in it." Tim, now very skeeved, says "Nah, it's been tainted."
by gungatim March 23, 2010
my taint is hairy
by shark bait ho haha February 24, 2010
(thē tānt) n. A las vegas valley neighborhood, found in the southwest part of the valley, nestled between summerlin and spring valley.
If you've traveled past spring Valley and have not seen a sign for summerlin yet, you are probably in 'the taint'.
If you are in southwest las vegas and can see a gaping rock quarry, you are probably in the taint.
If you are in southwest las vegas and can see a gaping rock quarry, you are probably in the taint.
by sean00g May 24, 2013
A term used when someone is going through a rough time in their life or in deep trouble; this term would be used as a term of sympathy. In reference to the area of the taint, specifically on a male.
Honey, you are really in the taint right now.
You lost your keys? Dude, you are totally in the taint!
You lost your keys? Dude, you are totally in the taint!
by Vrap Poop Tongue June 13, 2012
by f-that_shit October 25, 2007