Twits&Blafs

The most perfect duo of sisters ever. They are born to rule the world. They make everyone happy and when they're together they have the most hillarioud conversations ever. They can talk blabber all day and insult each other, but still be there for each other at the end. Because they love each other and are way too perfect !

"Look at those sisters. They are way too cute. So Twits&Blafs

by lilsnshine June 2, 2015

twit waffle

Someone who is obsessed with their own image, thinks they know more than anybody else but, in reality can't speak or comprehend beyond a 3rd grade level, has no clue about American or world history or culture, Is a bully and is so thin skinned that they can't take the most simple critique. Similar to twat waffle but, this person normally advertises their stupidity on Twitter.

President Trump is such a twit waffle!

by NunYaBizwhacks May 4, 2017

hit it 'n twit it

When you brush the shoulder of a hottie, and then tweet that you're with said person, as if to make people think you "hit that".

Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"

"Yo, I'm chillin in a hottub with some hotties- I just hit it 'n twit it!!!!"

(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)

by thefoldrock January 10, 2011

pull a twit

When no one shows up for your podcast.

When no one shows up for my podcast, I hate it when they pull a twit on me.

by TeatherWind November 14, 2006

Twitter Twit

1)ALWAYS USING TWITTER!They are addicted to it.They make every excuse to get on Twitter and follow Justin Bieber or some other annoying teen star.
2)That bitch who always reports your account because apparently it is HER definition of inappropriate.

1) Joe:Uhm,mom,I need to get home.
Mom:And why is that Joey?
Joe:I have.....gastrointestinal pain.*IN HEAD*:Twitter time baby!
Mom:Fine.Go home.*IN HEAD*:Those DAMNED social networking sites,turning my child into a Twitter Twit.

2)Skye:OMFG!That Twitter Twit reported me!
Huntr:Hate to rain on your parade,but...it was probably because of that TwitPic of your boobs.

by Stuck On Candy Mountain June 24, 2011

You-twit-face

A person who has an active youtube, twitter, and facebook account.

marks face book status says hit him up on twitter where you can find the link to the new youtube video he just posted.

Friend says dang, you-twit-face!

by Jordan H forbes June 4, 2009

twit-twat

a dumbass who likes vaginas.

I met the biggest twit-twat last night in da club, she wanted to get wit me.

by dominique carle February 9, 2008