Turtle 

n. An awkward person
v. to shrug and stay shrugged for a period of time due to an awkward or cringy situation

My girlfriend is such a turtle.
I just turtled so hard

Turtle by Gabisaurous Rex May 8, 2018

Turtle 

Turtles are indescribably.They are cute,derpy,and smart.They are amazing creatures.They could do anything.I Like Turtles.

I Like Turtles

Turtle by I Love Turltes February 27, 2018

turtle 

I human thats stupid and puts his or her shirt over his or her head to look like a turtle tucking its into its shell

'hey look Timmy is turtle ing his shirt again what i fucking idoit"

turtle by HipsterDFilms April 3, 2018

Turtle 

A Turtle is someone that is usually very clumsy both physically and mentally. They are very vhirpy people but they knock over drinks and ashtrays a lot. When playing board ganes with a Turtle they will constantly need reminded of the rules to the point where you feel the need to spaz-moan and start slapping your face in disbelief. Turtles can also be great Ice Breakers as they can withstand constant barrages of comedic mockery from all angles due to their impenetrable shell.

Whilst playing snakes and ladders, Bobby rolled a 5 and went up a snake... Thinking he was only 3 squares from winning, Bobby was pumped.

^Bobby is an absolute Turtle"
"OMFG Dude You are such a Turtle!"

Turtle by StrudlePie June 2, 2018

Turtle 

The most badass thing in the whole entire planet

Damn! Did you hear that a turtle beat Chuck Norris

Turtle by 1234567898754321 June 6, 2018

Turtle 

The best pet you can have. Fuck dogs, fuck cats, fuck birds. They are the best. They are small and cute and they live 150 FUCKING YEARS so you dont need to worry about "He died because he was old". I have one called Miss Pauling and she's the best pet I had.

Girl:Do you have a pet?
Boy:Yes
Girl:Wich one?
Boy:A turtle
Girl:I want to suck your penis

Turtle by You care about this? May 26, 2018

Turtle 

The act of dragging a game and or match out in a MOBA particularly

Person 1 : Let them end
Person 2 : Nah, their gonna turtle

Turtle by Varrick86 June 9, 2018