The act of using your boner as a deadly weapon by hitting a girl with it. The location of your hit does not matter, but for it to be considered a true Turkish Meatcleaver the hit must be so powerful that it forces the girl to say "Oww" and then because she is so impressed she proceeds to s on your d
Man: "Hi-yaaaaaaaaaa!"
Girl: "Oww... wow it's so big and powerful. *Sucky sucky*"
Man: "Yeah you love Turkish Meatcleaver. They always do."
Girl: "Oww... wow it's so big and powerful. *Sucky sucky*"
Man: "Yeah you love Turkish Meatcleaver. They always do."
by Big Choctaw July 06, 2010
Turkish Beast is a VDR player,also known as Sikik; Bill ; Hayvan ; Turkish bReast. He goes to sleep often because he thinks it builds up his testosterone level which is totally false(sleep is for the weak btw) and his lust for power both in RL and Palringo is unmatched. Also, on his old phone he has a XXX folder filled with sexual content-it even contains transgender ladyboy nudes. He is also a gym junkie and dresses accordingly. There are some vicious rumors going on about him and his BBE ways but he will deny all of it if asked as well as he will deny asking women on Pal for nudes using PM. Some of his famous quotes used on Palringo are: !c kaz and !c saldir - used to spam the monster bot (in turkish afc); omg hahaha; oh wow; make me mod; I deserve admin, and many more...
by Sock bunny October 10, 2016
"she was such a lovely lady, when i told here i was cold she wrapped her turkish rug round me and rubbed me till i warmed up"
by moook July 23, 2006
This is a sexual position in which large amounts of dental floss are shoved into a partners behind and then removed.
The floss is then tied to your partners big toe on the right foot while you strum it like a guitar and sing various love songs from 80's big hair bands.
The floss is then tied to your partners big toe on the right foot while you strum it like a guitar and sing various love songs from 80's big hair bands.
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
A sexual position involving two men and one woman.
The woman is on her knees with a guy on each side. While performing oral sex on both men, she holds each man's penis with one hand, resembling someone with their hands on a motorcycle's chopper handlebars.
The woman is on her knees with a guy on each side. While performing oral sex on both men, she holds each man's penis with one hand, resembling someone with their hands on a motorcycle's chopper handlebars.
by Evan W June 27, 2006
The act of hog-tying a naked female, hanging her from the ceiling, and allowing the party goers to take their turn porking her.
Uncle Fredo's party was a snore until he suggested that we ressurect a tradition from the "old country", the turkish pinata. Nobody left unsatisified.
by Motown Dirty Brown July 21, 2005
by T. Revenge September 26, 2005