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you can't handle the truth

Expression first popularised by Jack Nicholson in the character of Col. Nathan R. Jessep in A Few Good Men (1992, dir. Rob Reiner), when he blows up in court in Tom Cruise's face. Handy exclamation to direct at the computer screen when somebody votes down an eminently rational definition on urbandictionary. Parodied by Sideshow Bob in an episode of The Simpsons ("Pish! I deride your truth-handling abilities!").
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep (yells): You can't handle the truth!
by Fearman April 15, 2008
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trouser trout

The penis, in all its glory. A wondrous organ, usually found between the legs on human males. origin of this phrase is uncertain, although it may have something to do with the aroma a male penis can take on when left unwashed for a while...
Stop playing with your trouser trout, Jimmy!
by T. Rouser Trout October 25, 2007
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That Truth

by Room308IsThatTruth February 11, 2009
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truth

n. A fundamental existing condition of all known universes, realities, timelines, and realms of possibility existing in the tenth dimension, that cannot be disputed by any other scientific, philosophic, psychiatric, psychological, mathematical, actuarial, geographical, topographical, ontological, totological, or geological formula or theory. (2) Becca loves Roger more than Sarah.
Becca loves Roger more than Sarah.

This is a truth, and it also defines truth. Thus, embracing totology, this will always be true forever.
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Postmodern Truth

Anything and everything that you believe. Your truth is what you say it is regardless of any evidence to the contrary. No laws have been written forbidding people from fooling themselves.
All mentally ill people are innocent of the charge of being a liar if they believe in Postmodern Truth.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
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nothing but the truth!

Description of someone or something that is cooler than cool; someone or something that is simply badass!; awesome
This band is tight! That drummer is "nothing but the truth!"
by talk2me-JCH2 August 30, 2022
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truth box

popular myspace app that lets people leave anonymous messages for others. those people usually reveal themselves later for attention, as always...
hey guyz hit up my truth box PLZ OMG LOL
by Hohhhno April 30, 2008
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