Any informal surgical procedure conducted by friends or family with unorthodox, unclean and oftentimes inadequate tools.
Usually, the said procedure relieves very little symptoms and leaves you in more pain than when you started.
Usually, the said procedure relieves very little symptoms and leaves you in more pain than when you started.
Bloke 1: “Asked my mum to get a massive splinter out of my foot. She used toenail clippers and just ended up pushing it in further.”
Bloke 2: “Ahh the old Trench Surgery didn’t go as planned hey?”
Bloke 2: “Ahh the old Trench Surgery didn’t go as planned hey?”
by BoiBoi747 March 23, 2021
Get the Trench Surgerymug. Trench Mafia is an organization created by Ryan Walden. The organization consists of offense and defense of linemen better know as the “Trench Mob”
by Bullrider786 May 21, 2021
Get the Trench Mafiamug. heroic banter shared between a group of lads, curiously it must contain a 3 point jump shot at the end.
1st guy: hey look there's joe.
2nd guy: is he standing up or sitting down?
1st guy: aaar heroic trench banter there.
2nd guy: is he standing up or sitting down?
1st guy: aaar heroic trench banter there.
by robisaponyboy March 6, 2008
Get the trench bantermug. When you’re putting in all the hard work now that no one wants to do but you’re doing it for a reason, for a goal or project in life.
Person 1: Mate I’m shattered I haven’t had a day off in weeks
Person 2: shiiiiiiittt, you’re putting in that trench work.
Person 2: shiiiiiiittt, you’re putting in that trench work.
by K_bagP February 19, 2022
Get the Trench Workmug. The space between the testicles and the anus that takes the brunt of the pain during particularly violent episodes of defecation. A reference to the common structure found in the launch pads of the space shuttles.
Larry: "Aww man after that Mexican food last night my flame trench hurts like hell."
Matthew: "Dude mine too. I didn't even eat Mexican food!"
Larry: "Oh yeah... about that... I meant to tell you before now, but last night you got blackout drunk and let that gay guy go to town on you."
Matthew: "Dude mine too. I didn't even eat Mexican food!"
Larry: "Oh yeah... about that... I meant to tell you before now, but last night you got blackout drunk and let that gay guy go to town on you."
by rhapsodyincrimson June 17, 2020
Get the Flame Trenchmug. A large round hole in the sand, created and rutted out by SXS and ATV's. Undetectable and hidden along the horizon to the human eye. You don't know it's there until it's too late; or you've hit it before!
by OregonDuneCrew July 1, 2019
Get the cookie trenchmug. by roux quinn January 21, 2009
Get the open trenchmug.