When someone is delusional or acting unrealistic, like they don't know how the world works anymore, this is a way to tell them they need to get offline and experience the "real" world
Created during the COVID-19 pandemic, when everyone was instructed to stay home as much as possible, limiting the amount of social interaction people experienced to mostly-online.
Created during the COVID-19 pandemic, when everyone was instructed to stay home as much as possible, limiting the amount of social interaction people experienced to mostly-online.
Super-Woke Becky tried to tell me "touch grass" was ableist because some people can't physically touch grass. She's the queen of people who need to touch grass.
by Stagnation May 2, 2021
Get the touch grass mug.The act of two grown men pulling out their dicks and touching the tips of their dicks together. Usually performed in small groups when the individuals are very excited about something mutual.
by Gobber May 28, 2012
Get the Touch Tips mug.A Touch of the 'beebo's':
The inability to take a shit in public.
Usually occurs when then person trying to drop the kids off at the pool know that other people will hear.
The inability to take a shit in public.
Usually occurs when then person trying to drop the kids off at the pool know that other people will hear.
"Aw man, I can't go with you there, I've been dying all day but the seal just won't crack... I've got a touch of the Beebo's"
by Y-Bob July 14, 2009
Get the A touch of the Beebo's mug.A: Damn I really fucked that up.
B: Looks like you have the Biden touch.
The opposite of the Midas touch.
B: Looks like you have the Biden touch.
The opposite of the Midas touch.
by realist human August 31, 2021
Get the The Biden touch mug.by Marsh1232 January 21, 2018
Get the Touch of the tard mug.To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.
"I'm just calling to Touch Base to see if you need our crappy product/service."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."
by Fat Finger Tony October 20, 2004
Get the Touch Base mug.1.Used as a subtle way of describing masturbation
2.describes the way in which a person motives one's self
2.describes the way in which a person motives one's self
by OG the Cil December 15, 2018
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