passive tosser

A person influenced from external forces to have the latest fashion or accessory and then flaunting it.

That bloke is such a fkn passive tosser... He always has an ipod....
He is a passive "ipod" tosser!

by G Cody December 9, 2008

Tinsel Tosser

A derogatory term for a person of homosexual origin around the holiday season.

That guy in the ugly sweater totally looks like a Tinsel Tosser.

by HarambeisaSaint777 December 2, 2016

apple tosser

One who masturbates to/with apples

Jimmy is totes an apple tosser! I saw him looking at apple porn in class today!

by Glarknok April 28, 2014

Tosser

British and Commonwealth slang for an idiotic or unintelligent fellow. It is used in informal slang and it is the British equivalent of the word “jerk”.

Oliver: Hey, did you see that ol’ chap over there? William: Yeah mate, he’s a tight-fisted tosser.

by Ask_a_brit_yankee April 7, 2025

useless tossers

someone who isnt of any use and is a bit of an idiot.

Useless tosser

You's cant even put that lightbulb in you are all useless tossers.

by useless tosser August 23, 2016

Tosser

A turtle, typically located around Bournemouth Beach.

"I hate el tossing turtle." or "I hate tossers"

by tidalattorney May 23, 2024

Closet Tosser

(noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.

Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?

Jenny: No! That's disgusting!

Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!

by J. Bloom May 13, 2014