Tookie

Used in Louisiana as a term for a vagina; also commonly used as an insult.

Stop being such a tookie.

by Taylor Staton, Todd F. February 13, 2009

Tookie

A neutral name for both the male and female sex organs.

"Quit messing with your tookie!"

by Ursie October 14, 2008

tookies

An amazing food usualy made at Wavus Camp, named after the consuler. Consists of unsalted saltines, butter, white or brown sugar, chocolate chips, walnuts (opt.), and marshmallows (opt.). Very easy to make and super yummy.

girl1: mmm whats that smell?
girl2: tookies! we made then in cooking.
girl1: yay! i love tookies!

by wavgal4lyfe February 23, 2011

Tooliest

The largest, biggest..... etc.

"You are the tooliest tool of all tools."

by Torgera January 17, 2012

toilie doilie

The disposable paper toilet seat covers found in public restrooms.

Dude, if you use the shitter at Cost Cutter, you'd better use the toilie doilie - that place is nasty.

by Gett'n N Eiffel January 19, 2008

Tooliosis

The common disease of being a tool.

Oh man that guy must have tooliosis with frosted tips.

by jamodie August 10, 2009

Tooliosis

A medical condition in which the victim has all the mental and physical attributes of a tool.

Bhavin Patel became patient zero of tooliosis because he didn't believe in bros before hoes.

by taikopleshanda March 9, 2011