boat syndrome

after a night of drinking its that feeling you get when you lie down and try and get to sleep but it feels like you're rocking on a boat.

aahh mate i had fucking boat syndrome last night, so shit.

by Ryan & Jem August 7, 2007

Toulson Syndrome

Toulson Syndrome is the state in which League of Legends players become severely under leveled. There is no known cause and generally effects one in three players. If left unchecked Toulson Syndrome can spread to nearby lanes resulting in loss of team fights, feeding of enemy lanes and extreme poverty.

This syndrome is extremely dangerous and frustrating to players attempting the climb out of elo hell (now re-branded as bronze tier) as the courageous victim of the disease will unknowingly hamper any and all efforts for victory.

1. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.

2. Jenny: "Hey David, yesterday Chris came to gank and fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"

Joshua: "WHOAH! Chris ganked?! Shocking!"

Jenny: "Yea and he fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"

Joshua: "Woah! He had a serious case of Toulson Syndrome!"

3. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulsan Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.

4. I lost my ranked promo match because I duoed with Chris and he always suffers from an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome.

5. Christian always suffers from Toulson Syndrome so we always make him jungle so that he doesn't feed in lane.

6. ADC - "Shaco I need a gank, they are pushing hard."

JUNGLER - "Sure no probs!."

{15 minutes later}

SUPPORT - "Shaco!? where is that gank dude we're being pushed SO hard! We need support! The turret is going down!!"

JUNGLER - "Getting blue then ill be there"

{5 mins later}

JUNGLER - "Ganking now go in!"

{ADC and SUPPORT Die}

ADC - "WTF WAS THAT?!!"

SUPPORT - "WTH man how did you not clean up?!"

JUNGLER - "No ult man.. I'm Level 5"

ADC - "FFS He's got Toulson Snydrome."

SUPPORT - "...... GG WP -_-"

by Theholybackfat January 4, 2014

The "Dumitru" Syndrome

When you're playing CS:GO, the enemy is far away and you're shooting in the ground with a M4A4 Buzzkill hoping the spray will hit the target somehow. Having this syndrome and applying it means to "pull a <Dumitru>".

Blue : " Did you see what yellow did?"

Orange: "Yea, i saw that, he pulled a <Dumitru> (The "Dumitru" Syndrome) "

by BlueSent January 21, 2021

Mayu Syndrome

Mayu syndrome is where you have trouble typing, spelling, reading, or speaking. This illness can affect you on your day to day life and it may come and go. Please talk to a professional if symptoms of Mayu syndrome get worse

AHHHHHHHHHHH! Mayu why must you give me the case off the Mayu syndrome it's almost as if I have dyslexic.

by Maki and mayu July 9, 2020

Cheerleaders syndrome

When a person publicly cheers for their friend, and gets salty because they don't get any credit.

Friends all want to be #1, then the cheerleaders syndrome puts them in the fan club.

by jah20twenty January 14, 2018

Stumbler's Syndrome

A syndrome in which chronic users of stumble upon (involuntarily and out of habit) click the bottom left of the task bar when accessing the internet on web browsers that do not have stumble upon installed.

Why are you clicking on the favorites button?

What?... Oh sorry, I have Stumbler's Syndrome.

by Corey Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 25, 2009

Kayn syndrome

Used to describe a phenomenon where Kayn players, in the game league of legends, are incredibly bad and awfully terrible in your team but are godlike entities when played by the other team. This includes: Going AFK, saying slurs, tilting, feeding (giving kills to the other team).

Bro he went 0/10 and then called my mother a whore before leaving the game. This is such a Kayn syndrome.

by Skouliosis October 2, 2022