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TMacks

1. The act of behaving as if you are always correct when in fact you are wrong
2. An irregular or unnatural amount of obsession over one's shoe collection
3. In reference to one's baldness
Person A: Dude, that guy wouldn't stop talking about his gay shoes and shitty Dolphins team
Person B: Yeah he was acting like such a Tmacks
by The Toother November 1, 2014
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tacklesnug

A greeting used where you come at someone with a snug so hard and fast that it's also a tackle. It's a term mostly used by online roleplayers.
Hi! *tacklesnugs* How are you?
by Avalikia August 31, 2005
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Tracket

A Tracket is a piece of attire favoured in the Northeast of England, which is crafted from the finest grade tracksuit cotton and fashioned into an evening jacket, forming the iconic: Tracket. It is perfect combination of relaxed style and street cred needed when purchasing vodka for the local high school kids (of course at a premium; a Tracket collection does not pay for itself!) or when needing to convince a bouncer that you are worthy of entering the local discotheque, despite it being the stage of the night when you don't even know your own name. With Tracket on, it’s Bruce Wayne, player!

Functionality is also paramount in the Tracket’s appeal in that the expense and time wasted lining up for North East England’s only dry cleaner at which Paul ‘Gazza’ Gascoigne’s caravan of England 1990 World Cup shirts are perpetually being cleaned, is not lost as it is washing machine (delicate-cycle) friendly. This puts you: Tracketer - owner of the tracket - in control and right where you wants to be; on the tiles and throwing the kind of shapes that only 12 pints of Stella on a Tuesday night and the flexibility of jacket fashioned out tracksuit material can let you perform!

“No ladies, my mum did not sew this for me... a mother of 12 in China did for Topshop. Oppression for £100 fits like a glove on an iron fist!”
Dave: The police locked me up last night...
Jim: Was is it because you were drunk on the street, cursed relentlessly at that group of boy scouts, before kicking a guide dog and telling its owner to watch where they were going?
Dave: No, it’s because I was wearing a Tracket.
Jim: Snap, lucky you didn’t have double denim on also, or that would be a 10 year stretch!
by Shmick0 July 25, 2011
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Tackleboxing

As forbidden as Ted Cruz and Rick Santorum tackleboxing
by Beotch Mittens April 24, 2015
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Track

Verb
Track: When you see eye-to-eye with something; you agree with it and like it.
Awesome hat, man! I really track the feathers on the side.

Who wants to party?!?!
Hell yeah! Track it up!!!
by psychosyn January 5, 2017
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Track Baton

a really big dick that is between 9-12 inches.
Shit Tim has a fucking track baton. I won't be able to walk for a couple days
by ItsIssaBitch June 12, 2018
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track a capper

anagram for tap a cracker which means having sexual intercourse with a caucasian american. you can also append with the suffix "and ghost" to either mean the inclusion of a british national or to disappear in a flash.
John told me to track a capper and ghost which i didnt understand until a day later and extensive forensic study of batshit insane individual's twitter histories.
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