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timber lips

The person at the drinking event who walks around with a handle offering everybody sips from the bottle. This person is usually hammered already and insists you take a swig.
Did you see timber lips walking around with that handle of fireball?
by Timber lips November 5, 2023
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Timber Lips

The person at the drinking event who comes around with the handle of liquor offering free sips. They are usually hammered already and everyone at the function has been drinking out of this handle.
Hey did you see Amanda walking around with the handle of fireball? She’s handing that thing out to everyone. Yeup good ole timber lips is at it again.
by Timber lips November 4, 2023
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Timber tits

An exceptionally large, tittyfuckable pair of tits that magnificent to gaze at.
You see that chick over there, she has timber tits.
by Radman1020 May 11, 2016
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Timber Tart

Noun: A woman who professes a strong knowledge of conservation based activities such as hunting and fishing in an attempt to gain popularity with men who have such interest but is in fact noticeably ignorant in said field of knowledge
Man 1: Danielle said she wanted to to the blind with us this weekend!
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.
by Degenerate1 October 23, 2023
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Cross Timbers middle

Everyone there is fake as fuck they think they’re cool but most of them are vaping kids the teachers are nice and stuff but most people there are hoes
Your so fake you must go to Cross Timbers Middle
by Hehehehhehdhehhd September 10, 2021
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Triple me timbers

A woman with all 3 holes filled with 3 different guy's dicks.
by Deadpool2203 July 23, 2021
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