A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

To Mets, verb: To fail in a ridiculous or spectacular manner, particularly in relation to sports or a sporting event.
Metsing: Failing in a spectacular or ridiculous manner. "He's going to walk in the winning run! This pitcher is really Metsing!"
Metsed: Failed in a spectacular or ridiculous manner: "Can you believe they gave up two TDs in the last minute? That team really Metsed!"
Metsed: Failed in a spectacular or ridiculous manner: "Can you believe they gave up two TDs in the last minute? That team really Metsed!"
by Ratherder August 2, 2023

"Cancer topped off with whipped cream"
An expression used to define something terrible being brightened up by some funny, wholesome or amazing action.
For example: When "shit hits the fan" and your day can't seem to get any worse, your best friend or co-worker the most hilarious thing to brighten up your day.
An expression used to define something terrible being brightened up by some funny, wholesome or amazing action.
For example: When "shit hits the fan" and your day can't seem to get any worse, your best friend or co-worker the most hilarious thing to brighten up your day.
You've been feeling sick, had a terrible day at work and have to do a few hours overtime.
You find out you and your favorite co-worker are the only ones left at work for the rest of the time.
"Man, this day is kanker met slagroom."
You find out you and your favorite co-worker are the only ones left at work for the rest of the time.
"Man, this day is kanker met slagroom."
by Annie&Sjakie March 8, 2024

by higshsf February 2, 2022

This sentence is used to represent a french kiss, if two people have met tongues (clashing tongues in a french kiss).
by ZedToastUD1 September 4, 2025

C'est quand tu fais tourner la partie supérieur d'un stylo afin de le rendre capable d'y écrire avec.
by Chatoui Zakaria March 12, 2020

Oh my god, only the sweetest god damn person you will ever know in existence. He's in a band with his brothers Jack Met (hot, funny, and has no filter, and could literally run me over with a train and I'd still adore him), and Adam Met (Jesus-looking, earth-loving, and extraordinarily smart human being who can pickle anything). He frickin OWNS the piano and ukulele, and has the voice of an ANGEL. With the spirit animal of a turtle, he's a "very slow and steady person" according to Jack Met. If I ever meet him and his brothers, I will surely start crying and telling myself to wake up because not only are they all the most fantastic people, and have changed my entire life for the better with their music, but also because it probably would not be real.
by Colonel Mustard22 April 6, 2022
