Garage Vasectomy

When you put a rubber band around the balls.

"Bradley did you get that girl pregnant"

"No I got a Garage Vasectomy"

by Reedmeister October 20, 2020

Garage Break

A legal way of saying you're going to smoke weed.

I'll be right back. I'm going for a garage break.

by Assassin5953 September 15, 2017

Garage Trade

Collusion between 2 or more members of a fantasy sports league. Usually taking place after a few beers in the garage and solidified by bumping penises.

Frank gave Cory dick warts in their garage trade, ruining the league and their genitals.

by Fantasy lives matter October 31, 2017

tooth garage

Used as slag of the mouth, commonly the mouth if a female. Usually used in reference and/or conjunction with sexual acts.

Friend1; "Damn, her face is busted..."

Friend2; "Yeah, but I'd still park my limousine in her tooth garage."

by cyber_ballz May 4, 2012

Garage Door

The thing you hit your head on when you try to drink sparkling water and not burp outside

Oh my gosh! what do i do! “burps” “hits garage door”

by MemesDude August 8, 2023

Garage Sailing

The act of going to multiple garage sales, usually involves waking up early on the weekends and bargaining for lower prices on items you can flip on eBay.

I went garage sailing one weekend for a few hours and made over $100 selling that shit online.

by Mel G. July 10, 2022

Garage Sailing

The act of going to multiple garage sales, usually involves waking up early on the weekends and bargaining for lower prices on items you can flip on eBay.

I went garage sailing one weekend and made over $100 selling online.

by Mel G. July 10, 2022