by Pispot7 May 18, 2011
When a parent thinks that its "By their rules" Illegal for a girl to have a guy friend and be engaged, because they think the guy is trying to take away the girl from her Lover, when in truth, they are only friends.
*Girls on phone*
Stacie: So what Happened?
Amy: Well my Fiance George doesn't mind me hanging out with Dan, but thats not the case with his mom.
Stacie: Oh, hes an Illegal Guy friend huh?
Amy: Yeah, We've established that we are just friends and I'm with George, but his mom thinks he's trying to make me dislike George. I think its stupid.
Stacie: Me too
Stacie: So what Happened?
Amy: Well my Fiance George doesn't mind me hanging out with Dan, but thats not the case with his mom.
Stacie: Oh, hes an Illegal Guy friend huh?
Amy: Yeah, We've established that we are just friends and I'm with George, but his mom thinks he's trying to make me dislike George. I think its stupid.
Stacie: Me too
by Nicolette 1991 February 21, 2011
i have illegal shit poop disease
by BRAKOZA July 28, 2016
A defect in ability to reason objectively and think abstractly, especially prevalent among politicians, bureaucrats, and other members of the establishment. Basically, it is the inability to compare 2 analogous things, when one of them is legal and the other is illegal. For example, comparing the harms of an illegal activity with a legal one, or taxes to extortion racket, or the government to the mafia.
The perfect example of the illegality logic loop: someone might claim,
“You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one.”
“Why not?” you would ask.
“Because one’s illegal.”
“Why is it illegal?”
“Because it’s harmful.”
“Don’t we need to compare the harms to determine if an activity should be illegal? …(long pause)… “You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one!”
“You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one.”
“Why not?” you would ask.
“Because one’s illegal.”
“Why is it illegal?”
“Because it’s harmful.”
“Don’t we need to compare the harms to determine if an activity should be illegal? …(long pause)… “You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one!”
by russianboy3185 September 03, 2015
I Got Arrested Last Night For Doing Illegal Lego Building Techniques By Putting A 2/4 Lego plate in between The Studs of an 2/6 Lego plate.
Oh Fuck… I Didn’t Know That Was Illegal. I’m So Screwed.
L.C.P.D. Sir Your Under Arrest For Illegal Building Techniques. Get In The Car Now!!! You Have The Right To Remain Silent!!!
Oh Fuck… I Didn’t Know That Was Illegal. I’m So Screwed.
L.C.P.D. Sir Your Under Arrest For Illegal Building Techniques. Get In The Car Now!!! You Have The Right To Remain Silent!!!
by L.C.P.D October 22, 2022
He got booked for 3 years in mariner jail for the possesion of a cell phone on mariners school country teratory.
by lolwut484793ue3j February 18, 2005
When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.
by SmeariestMocha9 October 30, 2019