Tessa

Tessa is a danish rapper. She tends to rap about nothing, but who she wants to have sexual intercourse with, when, and where. She, like every woman does, always complains about men.

Person1: Yo, wanna listen to some Tessa?
Person2: You fucking disgusting twat. Get out my house.

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

Tessa

This person is a great example of how to be a scumbag. She’ll never admit to anything even if she is caught red handed. She’ll say whatever she has to in order for her to get her way. She’ll lie ,cheat, and steal her way to the top.

Tessa is a dirty whore

by Tessadanarinta December 17, 2023

tessa my homebush

it is a word that allows people to get the Kentucky plug 24/7 courtesy of your mom

tessa my homebush pls.

by gawk231 August 22, 2022

Tessa Clark

Tessa Clark's love america. They say the pledge of allegiance out loud. They also like crushing up chips and love buzz feed quizzes. They are superman's sister and if they were a food they would be a muffin.

I love Tessa Clark's.

by I Love America and Muffins September 21, 2022

tessa

a girl who strives to be the best. she is always on top of things, but when things get tough she cracks. her room is not a typical virgo. there is trash everywhere. it is hard to walk by. a tessa is typically dumb and short. a dumb blonde some call it. she will grow up to be a trophy wife with her husband. she is something smart, not most of the time says stupid shit.

Wow, did you see tessa get above a d on her test?

by pinkfluffydog January 7, 2022

Tessa Linnette Lavallee

Tessa Linnette Lavallee is the most beautiful woman in the world. she is so supportive of everything you do. She can make your day one thousand times better by just being there with you. She has to be an angel sent from heaven. She's insanely smart, she will outsmart you in everything you do. She has a boyfriend who can be a lot to handle and some how she does that. She's the greatest thing that could ever happen to him. There is no other like this one.

Logan: man I wish I could see Tessa Linnette Lavallee today.

Tessa: hi

by Logang! May 27, 2022

Pulling a Tessa

Pulling a Tessa is when you do something so stupid and embarrassing that Tessa would only do.

Pulling a Tessa can be defined as, Oh look she/he just pulled a Tessa

Can also be defined as; oh she/he have done a Tessa

by CherryBakewell22 May 27, 2022