Teapotting

Where a man is masterbating in front of his computer with one hand on the mouse and one hand on his cock hence making a teapot shape

my hands are red raw after all that teapotting last night

by jacko999 March 11, 2009

Teapotish

To be homosexual, gay,you know...teapotish

Look at Elton John..he's way teapotish!

by jophes October 5, 2008

Teapotting

Aggressive face-sitting (specifically female). An act of cunnilingus In which the female positions herself over her partner and fiercely grinds her genitals into her partners mouth.

Last night my partner and I tried teapotting, and now my jaw is really sore.

by Genderfaux October 23, 2014

Teapotting

Sticking your balls in a teapot of warm water and having someone blow on the spout so the water bubbles up and you get a ball jacuzzi. At the same time they are rubbing your cock.

Man last night my women was teapotting me up right nice

by Martin Shaw August 8, 2007

Teapon

When you eat mad chinese food and then you piss them off in the worst way possible: toss a tampon you find in your purse into their tin teapot, watch it expand, and get it all on tape. Now that rules.

Possibly Tampax brand. Any kind really for teapon-making. Toss and listen to the angry chinese voices.

by jinjohnson December 8, 2006

Teapotting

An act where a male rests his testicles on the closed eyes of his partner (male or female) and proceeds to lean forward and urinate into his partner's open mouth. Best if performed on a hot, sweaty day.

Much like enjoying a rocking chair whilst sipping a crisp mojito, teapotting can serve as quite the refreshing summer activity.

by Master of Teapotting April 22, 2009

Tea-Pot

Someone who is or who will be teabagged over Xbox Live. Can be used as an insult to offend someone you're planning to own in a match.

Alex joined the Halo 3 Lone Wolves match "Yo Tea-Pots prepare for some serious Tea Baggage"

by A1EX COUL July 6, 2009