tan tuddy

Dawg, di gyal can tan tuddy pon buddy!!
by Qwinty June 21, 2018
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farmer's tan

A tan where the tan lines are obviously caused by wearing normal clothes outside in the sun for long periods of time, instead of wearing swimwear or more suitable clothes for tanning.
Dude, your chest is so pale compared to your arms. And why are your knees so red? Get rid of that farmer's tan before you come to the beach again, it looks ridiculous!
by kwirk June 05, 2005
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Cycling tan

A tanning of the skin appearing on the neck, arms and legs of an avid cyclist. Similar to a farmers tan with some distinguishing features, caused by wearing tight fitting clothing and other cycling accessories while out riding in the sun for extended periods of time.

Tan lines on the upper arm and wrist are caused by short sleeve jersey and gloves. The body hugging Lycra shorts of roadies and XC jey boys helps to give a distinguished tan line on the lower thigh. Helmet straps and sunglasses can cause white patches on the face and jaw.
Check out that dudes cycling tan, has he been in training for the tour?
by tenners June 01, 2009
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Stoners Tan

A stoner who falls asleep (due to inhaling mass amounts of the chemical substance "THC") in the sun, sometimes obtains a sun burn. This burn is called a Stoners Tan. Stoners Tan's are easily identifiable by the uneveness of the tan, often only covering one side of the stoners face.
Haha~ Tyler's a fucking idiot getting stoned and passing out in his backyard. He's reppin' the stoner tan to the fullest!
by pud monkey May 26, 2005
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Beer Tan

The red look the skin takes on after years of hard drinking, somewhat resembling a tan.
Guy #1 "Did you see that old guy's face?"

Guy #2 "Yeah, he had a total beer tan."
by TheSpecterWithin September 14, 2009
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Hoo Tan

All powerful King of Men and overlord of all existance.
We had a Barbaque in Hoo Tan's honor, then watched "King of the Hill"
by Archbishop Christoph March 06, 2008
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lab-tan

Lab-Tan, the opposite of sun-kissed. One acquires a lab tan when one deprives themselves of sunlight of the natural or manufactured kind. Fluorescent lighting is key, as are long nocturnal hours of working.

A common accessory to the lab tan is the 5 day growth beard, and the dark under eye circles that comes from being too cracked out on awful drip pot coffee and snack cakes to sleep normal hours.

2:One may also have a lab tan if they play far too many videogames of the MMORPG variety like World of Warcraft: These people start to look like Sean Patrick Flanery in the Movie "Powder," the longer these kids or grown men stay in their mother's basement, or the higher their level is in WoW, the higher grade of lab tan.
Molly Mayhem: "Hey man, I heard you stayed all night at the lab"

Doctor Samuel: "Yeah you know...just workin on my lab-tan. Chicks dig it--
by Molly S, and Samuel L. August 29, 2007
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