T-shirt

A shirt with short sleeves, that kind of looks like a "T"

"Yo, watchu wearing mate?"
"I feel like everytime you talk to me, I loose a braincell.
"So.. what is it?"
"It's a T-shirt, fucking dipshit"

by Teresaissohot June 5, 2022

National Roblox T-shirt Day

December 14

Hey, did you know December 14 is National Roblox T-shirt Day.

by bragkage December 13, 2021

T-shirt

Souvenirs from concerts

-Zuz, those are not souvenirs

-SHUT UP THOSE ARE T-SHIRT AND T-SHIRTS ARE SOUVENIRS FROM CONCERTS!!!

by Ya like Jazz??? April 26, 2017

T-Shirt Bod

A body type resting in between a dad bod and a body type you would actually feel comfortable with whilst being shirtless in public. Looks at least passable in a t-shirt, hence the name.

Guy 1: Hey man, you been eating better? You look like you dropped some weight.

Guy 2: Yeah. Upgraded from dad bod to t-shirt bod!

by Anonymous900000000000000 September 22, 2019

T Shirt Tuck

When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.

Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.

by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019

get your t-shirt

for a male to masturbate

Dude, did you just get your t-shirt? Yeah bro, it was mad chill. ; Yo where were you? I was gettin my t-shirt. ; Yo, I heard you get your t-shirt everyday.

by mr_kurry March 17, 2010

Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper

“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”

by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020