Swifty

A goal Merchant/Machine for Reading Fc. Often likes to score free kicks or worldies. Wether it’s 20 yards or 30 yards everywhere he goes or 40 yards or 50 yards swifty scores a goal.

We are struggling for goals, let’s pass the ball to swifty. He often wins games for the mighty ding

by LoyalRoyal1871 September 15, 2021

swifties

most annoying fandom in the fandoms history

swifties are so miserable

by realbitchesdictionary.com May 23, 2024

swifties

the exact defintions of people in the music fandom that need to be put in a mental assylum

Swifties need pysical help and are fucking demons

by 💎~Rashine~🤍 June 17, 2024

Swiftie

A word referring to someone who listens to white chick artists such as Taylor Swift or One Direction. They possess digital skillset of a boomer, but were born and raised as a Gen-Z.

Mike is such a Swiftie. Can't even upload an image on IG even though we showed them how to .

by danqii May 1, 2024

Swiftie

A cult of mentally deranged species which have a similar appearance as a human being but have room temperature average IQ (in Celsius)

"Bro she's a 10 but she's a swiftie" "She's retarded"

by ryandc1 February 16, 2024

swiftie

A fan of the most amazing singer-songwriter ever, Taylor Swift.

Person 1: what are you listening to?
Person 2: karma by Taylor Swift.
Person 1: are you a Swiftie?
Person 2: obviously

by Hi.ijustsharted January 14, 2025