Swerved

1. Failure to maintain lanes

2. Detour

3. Change of subject.

4. Distraction.

5. Losing your focus.

6. Keeping a low profile.

7. Choosing an alternate route

8. A comment coming out of nowhere.

9. Deer in the road or roadkill

10. When youre fucked up because you cant act straight

Guy: Damn baby I missed your fine ass.....

Girl: do you have my child support?

Guy: and on that note, swerved.

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Guy: whoa! Did you see that! I bout swerved! We almost just died!

Guy2: Dude. We been parked at a stop sign for the last 5 minutes.

by RicolaCoughDrops June 8, 2018

Swerves House

The greatest GC on twitter

“Swerves house is a goated GC”
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by idekwhoiamanymore12 November 27, 2022

swerve juice

when you get high on a lot of pussy voice, and after words you talk like a hippy and feel like a gangster.

“Yeah man, i just got so high on swerve juice!”

“Even though i ain’t lesbian, i got so high on swerve juice”

by skkkrttt April 24, 2018

Swerving Slurpee

Receiving amazing oral sex while driving, causing the driver to swerve or drive recklessly.

“Dude, got me some swerving slurpee on the way home almost crashed, no cap.

by Candle Wick96 February 14, 2024

swerve damage

Damage to the limbic system caused by rapid movement in an attempt to avoid someone. Swerve damage is often mistaken for dab damage.

Jimmy sustained upper body swerve damage when trying to duck out of view of the tax collector.

by Dj spookytooth November 5, 2018

Swerved

So high/drunk that you swerve in the car without trying(when you do it on purpose its swanggin...and when you got a sound system on its swangin and bangin, usually done while you tip toein the slab).

Me:man you alright player, you swervin a lil
Player: im doing real good, im swerved to the curb
Me: well ok then og but hand me that drank, i still got kids to make and some to keep safe....plus im thirstay!!!

by Mr.swerve-on November 1, 2018

Swerve

(Verb), When one turns around during a conversation to look back at the speaker then acts like they are going to speak then changes their mind and turns back around and continues to walk away.

Speaker: Blah blah blah...
Swerver:*Turns around and opens their mouth*, *closes their mouth and turns back around*

by Critnojropshop April 23, 2015