smashing your keyboard

When you get so angry that you smash your keyboard and do type some random stuff and sometimes make the keys fling.

Person 1: Why are you Smashing Your Keyboard ?
Person 2: BECAUSE IM MAD!

by Matcher/Bacon Heast December 22, 2021

Swathing Biscuit

Canned biscuits rolled out and wrapped around a wiener. It’s like Pigs in a Blanket, but with actual human anatomy replacing the hot dog.

Tucker: *playing Warzone with the boys*
Boys: “Tuck, where’d you go? Did you mute your coms again?!”
Tucker: *wraps his wiener in Pillsbury Biscuits*
Tucker: “My bad, the wife was tired of me ignoring her, so I showed her my Swathing Biscuit”

by WhoreZone March 11, 2022

smashing fuel

Burning off calories with vigorous exercise after eating a good steak and potatoes dinner…ie..sex or a brisk walk.

The wife and I burned off dinner “smashing fuel” …it was the best!! Shoulda felt those glow plugs burnin.

by Longshot Lee May 3, 2022

smashing the D

Copping heaps of dick

Karen’s favourite hobby is smashing the D

by J Cargo January 12, 2023

smashing wagons

when multiple people's behinds collide in a sexual way

i walked in the room, and there were two dudes, just smashing wagons.

by MarioSpinsters69 March 17, 2023

Snot Smashing

Aggressive nose picking.

After his snot smashing session Tom used tampons to absorb the blood.

by that 1ne guy January 27, 2017

Geo-Smashing

The act of banging someone in the same geographical location that a friend has.

"Dude, Kyle is totally Geo-Smashing some rando on the same pool table Evan and Kelly banged on!"

by The Golden Rod February 7, 2020