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Swank

When something is both swol and dank.
Person 1: Wow, John is really swank.
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: I don't fucking know.
by Stygii October 7, 2018
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Swank

A bowling move where the ball is going dead straight into the center then jeers rapidly to the other side of lane, hitting one of the end pins on either the left or right side or going into the gutter
"And it's looking like a strike, but no it jeers to the right and only knocks the end pin."
"Damn, he just did a swank"
by WeDoALittleBowling February 7, 2022
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swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage
by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020
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swank finger

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013
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Swank

The art of enjoying a wank on a swing followed by a sleep.
I enjoy nothing better in my life like a swank in the park in the sun.
by Frisky puppet October 31, 2021
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SWANK

To masturbate to short videos while swiping through them.
I love that actress; I was actually swanking to some of her videos the other day.
by Burak R. September 3, 2023
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Swank Bai

A Very Hot And Big Man (In The Belly Area.) This Man Would Be Used As A Man Who Loves Caffeine Free Mountain Dew. NO CAFFEINE ALLOWED OR THIS MAN MIGHT GO ULTRA INSTINCT!
Oh, Look At That Swank Bai, Give Him Your Caffeine Free Mountain Dew Now.
by A_RE-RE_Who_Makes_Words October 14, 2019
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