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Grandma Suzie

Damn Grandma Suzie is bouncing on that dick
by Wordman303 August 1, 2024
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Suzie

the worst thing to exist she is def not the alpha
alpha- the person is such a suzie, they are bad.
by grrrrrrr February 11, 2022
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Suzy

Suzy means usually do things in a clumsy way
e.g You are so Suzy!
by JasperSI June 12, 2019
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Suzie Microwave

This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.
by ayyydeeee January 15, 2014
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Suzie

A chick who hears voices in her sleep telling her to get up and go to school. This type is self proclaimed crazy.
Did you hear about that suzie from the blonde in first hour? Talk about a nut job.
by anonymous November 4, 2021
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Suzie

In the Jamaica Combined Cadet Force, "Suzie" is the name given to a cadets girlfriend, wife etc.
As the saying goes "All for one and one for all", higher ranks often joke about a cadets girlfriend wanting to share a cadets girlfriend, wife etc.
Sergeant: You lad, do you have a girlfriend?
Cadet: Yes sergeant

Sergeant: Well, that's our Suzie now
by sojie._. June 19, 2024
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Suzy

A female that holds down a man that is locked up. She sends commissary and letters with pictures intact.
Inmate #1: you got my 3 cigs you owe me
Inmate #2: i'm waiting this letter from my suzy, i'll let you hold down a picture when she sends it.
by PetyrBerg June 1, 2018
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