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Suspended Congress

Having Sex on balcony railing while male is seated on railing and female on top. Height has added effect to sextual act.
i had suspended congress with a hottie ten floors up
by sloth0629 November 21, 2010
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Rusty Suspect

Eating out a women while smoking a blunt. The man blows smoke up the pussy causing the women to get a buzz, before the man nail her.
I was RUSTY SUSPECTING Betty, and she was so buzzed that she couldn't even stand up afterwards.
by Tough Guy May 19, 2007
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Suspect

A word used in the streets to be called gay and/or homosexual
You suspect
by RhinoBlizzard June 12, 2018
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heloderma suspectum

heloderma suspectum lizard
by rustyQ October 23, 2007
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drink suspension

A) The ability to hold one's drink during a party, in a car, or in a bar when the body is knocked about without spilling a drop.

B) The ability to hold one's self upright or together while conversing during complete inebriation; to keep balance during inebriation
A) "Did you see my drink suspension over those railroad tracks?!?! Not a drop, Baby!"

B) Guy A: "Check Matt out. Took too many Four Horsemen."

Guy B: "I know. He's totally lost his drink suspension. Oh! There he goes! TIMBER!"

Guy A: "Awww...Fell right into that pile John's dog just left! Should we help him?"

PAUSE

Guy B: "He'll figure it out..."
by The Green Skwurl May 28, 2009
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suspect

by Anonymous July 28, 2003
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suspension

what happens to reatrds who do stupid things....if u get this ur not considered valuable to society....u r probably fucked for life...yup
yo that kid just got suspension
wow he is fucked for life...like no college for him man
by christs theman12324 May 12, 2009
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