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subway shuffle

The dance of people that work at subway. This dance consists of taking a few steps forward spinning around then cutting the bread you ordered for your sandwich in half.
Dude! The guy at SUBWAY totaly did the subway shuffle!
by Jimraeder July 7, 2008
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Japanese Subway

A Japanese Subway refers to anybody who get's extremely close to you in a public place, resulting in them jacking you off to ejaculation without pulling down your shorts or trousers. Purely by rubbing against you.
This scenario could make people feel very uncomfortable, similar to the experience of riding in a Japanese Subway packed with people beyond reasonable occupancy.
To others, A Japanese Subway could make or break your day.
"Hey bro, why are you standing so close to me? Are you trying to give me a Japanese Subway?"

"Listen here sir, Japanese Subway's to come cheap. NOW PAY UP!"

If one more person, Japanese Subway's all over me, I'm gonna go F'ing crazy!
by CougarTom March 18, 2011
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new york subway face

As coined by Jack-O from the BS Report on 6/24/09:

"... we were on a new york subway once, and everybody on the train just looked so bummed out, you're living in this enormous city, you're riding this subway, you've just worked all day, you don't want to make any eye contact with anyone else on the subway because there is a 95% chance they're insane or a criminal. So you just sit there with this slumped look and a 1000 yard stare."
When someone just looks beaten down by a girl friend or a wife or life, look at the "new york subway face".
by new york loves bs June 25, 2009
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Subway

Its the only orgasm you can have where its OK to be yeasty
Dan: You should try this BMT, its like an orgasm in a sandwich.
Luke: You keep your subway, Ill stick to raping kids.
by Mr_Munter June 26, 2008
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Subway School

derogatory A university or college which advertises its programmes on subway trains, and as such is ajudged inferior to institutions which can afford to rely on reputation alone.
Her grades weren't good enough for the Ivy League colleges, so she had to start looking at Subway Schools.
by Sean Rymell January 2, 2009
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subway

a fast food restuarant that claims its food is fresh but really everything is precooked and frozen like in any other resturant. Also claims its healthy to eat there but in all actuality even the honey mustard is fatting .Also a very horrible place to work at.
Hey how do you like your job.
I dont i work at subway
by fapper20 May 20, 2009
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subway surprise

the act of farting on someone's stomach while they are engaging in sexual acts from behind you.
"that bitch gave me the subway surprise last night"

"I have an oily stool similar to that of pizza grease in my belly button from that subway surprise"
by tunafart February 9, 2009
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