dick storm

a relentless pounding, dicks rain from the heavens, unleashing an unholy wrath on all that stand in the way of the storm. undetectable by Doppler radar

Girl-i cant believe i got stuck in that dick storm last night, it was nuts, literally!

by jerome12 December 23, 2008

Barrel Storm

A flurry of barrel rolls

He did so many barrel rolls, we were in a fucking barrel storm.

by Simuhchai January 17, 2009

storm shield

The only way to protect yourself from a thunder hammer.

As I tried to finish my girl with a thunder hammer, she put up a storm shield by covering herself with the sheets.

by Juggy1337 October 20, 2008

lightning storm

Looks Good From a distance but you wouldn't want to get too close.

"Look at her she's well fit" mate replies "nah mate iv'e seen her close up she's a right lightning storm"

by Tonyonein January 14, 2015

snirt storm

A snirt storm is a blizzard on the Great Plains of North America. The snow is actually made up a of combination of snowflakes and dirt particles. Because the wind is so strong in flat areas like plains, it pulls topsoil right up into the air. If you walked outdoors during a snirt storm you would feel constant stings of sand-sized particles sandblasting your face. When people get back indoors, they have a very distinctive appearance, because the dirt accumulates around their eyes, making them look like raccoons.

Everyone scurried indoors to escape the snirt storm, but not before their eyes had become encrusted in black dirt, making them look like raccoons.

by Ewizobeth December 18, 2013

Bitch Storm

Bitch Storm= Someone very important to you is throwing up a bunch of random fucking shit from there anus for a prolonged period of time

"My Girlfriend went on a 7 hour bitch storm last night... like fuck my life"

by King0125 January 21, 2016

Storm breaker

Weapon forged by Thor Odinson and a dying star in Avengers: Infinity War. Thor’s old weapon Mjolnir was destroyed in Thor: Ragnorok due to his evil sister no one knew about named Hela. Only people who are worthy like Thor, Captain America, Vision (dead), Odin (dead), Hela (dead?), and Groot are worthy enough to lift both Mjolnir and Storm Breaker

Jacobi: Bro did you see Endgame?
Elias: Yeah dude, that one part where Thor had both Stormbreaker and Mjolnir at the same time was the best scene
Jacobi: I know right. Especially when Cap lifter Mjolnir, boy was i excited.

Storm breaker was forged in a dying star. Thor almost died cause he took on too much force

by Lil pooka chooka June 4, 2019