dick storm

a relentless pounding, dicks rain from the heavens, unleashing an unholy wrath on all that stand in the way of the storm. undetectable by Doppler radar

Girl-i cant believe i got stuck in that dick storm last night, it was nuts, literally!

by jerome12 December 23, 2008

storm shield

The only way to protect yourself from a thunder hammer.

As I tried to finish my girl with a thunder hammer, she put up a storm shield by covering herself with the sheets.

by Juggy1337 October 20, 2008

queef storm

A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.

(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)

Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...

Girl 2: What did he do?

Girl 1: He walked out laughing...

by E.B. & J-Stone September 25, 2011

Peter Storm

A Peter Storm attitude is a lifestyle choice. A no nonsense, often corner cutting, bargain bucket, reduced to clear approach to life which often results in sub par results but sometimes results in the jackpot!

E.g. Haggling on price for already reasonably priced items and/or purposefully taking the display model because price can be negotiated.

E.g. Refusing to pay for allocated seats on a plane but ending up with the seats you wanted anyway! They Peter stormed that!

by Midnightspecial July 30, 2020

snirt storm

A snirt storm is a blizzard on the Great Plains of North America. The snow is actually made up a of combination of snowflakes and dirt particles. Because the wind is so strong in flat areas like plains, it pulls topsoil right up into the air. If you walked outdoors during a snirt storm you would feel constant stings of sand-sized particles sandblasting your face. When people get back indoors, they have a very distinctive appearance, because the dirt accumulates around their eyes, making them look like raccoons.

Everyone scurried indoors to escape the snirt storm, but not before their eyes had become encrusted in black dirt, making them look like raccoons.

by Ewizobeth December 18, 2013

Bro Storm

So much bro, the atmosphere can not handle it.

In today's forecast: sunny with a 30% chance of a Bro storm.

by Openslot November 10, 2011

thruster storm

When a chick is on top riding you and you’re thrusting so fast that the ripple in the buttcheeks doesn’t get to the top of the cheeks before the next thrust. This must continue for 30+ seconds to be considered a thruster storm.

Yea Berzerk gave that chick a thruster storm and she has been calling him every hour for 2 weeks.

by Berzerkk June 15, 2023