Ball Spike

When the hair on your previously shaven scrotum get stubbly and pokes the inside of your legs

Joe: Man, shaving my balls yesterday was a bad idea. Now I've got some serious ball spike

Chris: Yeah, I know right? Had that last week, it's no fun

by Brosephalosaurus August 17, 2008

Hobo Spike

A Hobo Spike is the sexual act in which a male jabs his love stick into the eye of a partner.

Bradon: Hey you know that hot chick I saw last night!?
Ryan: Yeah.
Bradon: I fuckin' Hobo Spiked her last night!
Ryan: Awesome!

by Jonesy97 December 4, 2010

dyke spike

A haircut that can be on a guy or girl where the hair is shorter in the back than in the front. Its kinda like a reverse mullet but not quite, and spikier in the back.

Ex.1:"That chick is a lezbo, i mean c'mon look at that dyke spike."
Ex.2:"Matt and Adam have dyke spikes."

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 2, 2005

spike

Cool vampire with a soul

Spike is way cooler than Angel

by Icedevil November 15, 2003

SpikeTV

A network for men, once they get rid of those damn reality TV shows and show more of the A-Team.

Two good parts about Spike TV are that Elimination show and Star Trek: The New Generation.

by true October 17, 2003

spike

The hottest, most sexiest character ever created for TV... thatk u Joss Whedon.

Did I mention this hotty is a vampire... with a soul.... that he earned... unlike bloddy stupid angel whose hair ges straight up... and therefore deserved to shanshu instead of Angel... who I might add was CURSED with his soul... can LOSE it if he sleeps with his true love... and was an asshole before he was turned.

But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but ... after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again ... do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways ... (softly) Every night I save you.

by me April 26, 2004

Sarissa (with butt-spike)

A "sarissa" was an 18-ft. long spear used by the Macedonian main infantry unit the "pezhetairoi." It was an advantageous weapon because most other armies at the time utilized a spear half as long as the sarissa. It was this weapon that made it possible to end the era of the Greek "hoplite" warfare. The sarissa had a single iron tip and an iron "butt-spike." The butt-spike would be jammed into the ground at an angle when defending to keep attackers at bay and to provide extra stopping power. The butt-spike also had a practical offensive purpose as well: if the sarissa broke on the battlefield, it did not just become a stick but, rather, two spears. Also, when marching, the butt-spike came in handy to finish-off downed enemies without having to turn the sarissa completely around.

"Boy I'm glad that my sarissa (with butt-spike) is longer than their hoplite spear! Otherwise I'd have had to work to keep those Greek bastards at bay!"
-Macedonian pezhetairoi quoted at the battle of Chaeronea (338 B.C.)

by Historius Maximus October 31, 2007