stephen

"stephen" is a man with a bigger dick than a connor.

conner stephen

by me or it might be you April 12, 2010

Stephen

A bag of apples

Next time you go to the store, can you grab me a stephen

by JP_ASL July 1, 2018

Stephen Harper

A heartless, bat-shit crazy, beady eyed, Evangelicalism faith following, fat sack of trash that doubles as the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada. In October 2006, this hot pile of garbage was elected the 22nd Prime Minister of Canada leading the Conservatives to a minority Government with a mere 36.2% of the popular vote.

Under the Harper lead Conservatives; Canadians have enjoyed significant cuts to once leading social programs, public health care system, and scientific research initiatives. While true, Harper enjoys performing Lucifer pleasing musical numbers on elephant tusk Grand Pianos; his true passion is delivering large corporate tax cuts with a particular affinity for the Alberta Oil and Gas sector.

Continual development of the Alberta Oil Sands under Harper’s Conservative government has impressively illustrated Canada’s new, complete lack of urgency in honouring UN commitments. As such, Japanese doctors are desperately performing continual surgery hoping to restore the 2005 Kyoto Accords’ ruptured testicles. Underwhelmed, Canada continues with swift, repeated, direct kicks to the Accords’ balls.

Harper holds the distinguishing honour as the party leader of the first Government in Commonwealth history to lose the confidence of the House of Commons on the grounds of Contempt of Parliament.

"Hey sweetie, that nasty skid mark in your undies looks just like Stephen Harper’s face.”

by andymack May 20, 2011

Stephen

Stephen, the most amazing guy known to man. He's simple and loves to do whatever. He thinks he's always right and its hard to win a battle with him. Watch out, he's hot and is always looking for someone to love.

stephen, Stephen, steffen, steph,

by whaddupsluttt. December 3, 2011

Stephen Colbert

1. Crumbelievable
2. God
3. Funny T.V. Host on Comedy Central. He truly sets himself apart from the Daily show which is very impressive and was originally surprising.

1. Stephen Colbert is CRUMBELIEVABLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Stephen is God.
3. Stephen is a good TV show host...

by Thor B December 9, 2006

Stephen

The best person anyone could ever meet. He will make you smile when you are feeling the worst. If you meet a Stephen make sure you never let go of him. He will be the one you can always run to when you are down, a shoulder to cry and the on who will never leave you even if you are being a complete bitch. He is the best cuddler and if you get the chance to kiss him do it Itll be worth it! He has big brown eyes that you could melt into. O did I mention he has a sexy big ol dick! The only problem with a Stephen is that hes hard not to fall in love with.

Me: Back off bitches Stephen's all mine!

by babyboobear22 January 13, 2013

Stephen

A Stephen is a person who is a sex machine ;) Someone who pulls in the babes, and makes sure they leave wobbling. There is only one type of Stephen. A popular, athletic, pussy magnet of a love machine. A Stephen's dick is so big, it is more then likely known as a cockzilla.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Liz today?

Guy 2: No, why?

Guy 3: She is walking like a penguin, Stephen must've gotten a hold of her.

Guy 4: Good luck to her.

by evathana22 October 18, 2018