bearded steak

A lone steak that has been forgotten in an unplugged fridge that has grown a blanket is sticky furry fungus fuckus... Later used as a gourmet spread eaten by hillbillys and aristocrats.

Do we have any bearded steak in the fridge? I would love to spread some on a multigrain cracker.

by Lolals December 29, 2013

Steak Sandwhich

When you girl’s tits are too small for a titty fuck but you long for that titty fuck feeling so you roll her over, draw two nipples on her ass checks and slide your beef rapidly back and forth tween the buns till you nut on her back.

Rachel’s A cups are great for sucking but not so much for a titty fuck so she lets me do the steak sandwhich when I’m in the mood.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

steak plate

steak plate: verb and noun. the art of getting a guy to buy you a steak dinner, then not giving him any ass in return. Also known as the ribeye goodbye, the porterhouse and bounce, the sirloin-no loin. One can get "steak plated"

Oh she steak plated him last week and he's still calling.

by allifo44 August 17, 2021

BennyCheeze Steak

A Philly cheesesteak that has been modified by the addition of any antihistamine, or combination there-of, with the intention of causing a sedative reaction by the consumer of the said cheesesteak.

Cory: "Me and my boys fed some BennyCheeze Steaks to these girls at the Ring Hop after-party it was so fun"

by Charles Jefferson Wright February 5, 2022

Lake steak

Any edible creature coming out of the lake. Such as bass, trout and crayfish.

Person1 : hey when does the fishing season start?
Person2: I don't know but when it does I'm gonna be pulling in the lake steak!!!

by Ptrick94 March 26, 2017

Salsbury Steak

A slap to the face with a penis.

Guy 1: Hey that girl just knocked my stuff over!

Guy 2: Give her a good old Salsbury Steak!

by Periphery830 April 21, 2011

sirloin steak

A really good type of meat-from a cow's leg.

"I had sirloin steak the other night for dinner...it was so good."

by purpledoodles February 6, 2010