Shitistic

A statisitc that is shit. Totally obscure and rediculous statitic that A) isn't relevant to the topic being discussed or B) is clearly made up.

Today I read some shitistic that 95% of college students don't enjoy drinking.

by Jeebusllama May 5, 2006

stantastic

A way to say fantastic, without sounding redundant.

bf4eva: He and I are finally going out!
Psy.coGrl: That's so stantastic!

by Rebekah Stan March 10, 2008

Arbitrary Statistics

Those statistics people make up on the spot to try and give their statement some credibility.

Jeff—Yo, do you know how good my airsoft gun will be if I replace the trigger?
Eric— Probably 50% or 60% more height on the shots with a new trigger.
(Eric uses arbitrary statistics to make himself look smarter in front of Jeff.)

by Jaronbill May 20, 2010

statustician

definer of the status quo a.k.a. relationship labeler

my status as defined by standard statustician definition i.e.:
perpetually single
serial monogomist
hopelessly co-dependent

by tonyb November 10, 2003

spatastic

the act of receiving an orgasm at a spa

i was touched all over today. It was a spatastic time

by braw123 January 26, 2008

Statist

Not a thing.

Something that doesn't exist.

A word that libertarians and anarcho-capitalists invented to conceal how stupid they are.

Rational Human: Here is a solution to a problem the world faces that doesn't involve collapsing society, descending into cannibalistic anarchy, and giving all our money to rich people so they can buy more cocaine.

Libertarian Andy: "Statist!"

by GL1980 July 28, 2019

statist

A new word in the healthcare debates that means to "make the insurance companies insure".

"I am glad Obamacare was approved by the Supreme Court."

"Oh, you are a STATIST".

by Chris0101 July 17, 2012