Stanislaw

Polish for "above the law". Generally considered a bad ass, those born with this name tend to be overly sarcasic and hate charity. They tend to die at a relatively early age due to their addiction to fast cars and women.

That guy is a real Stanislaw.

by Adam Wolf November 25, 2007

Kpop Stans

Kpop stans are blood lusting, vampiric, unnerving, and unhinged monsters. That will probably cannibalize you if you don’t stan loona.

An Average Joe: “I don’t stan Loona. And Kpop stans don’t have any musical taste.”
Kpop Stan: “HOW DO YOU NOT STAN LOONA, I WILL FEED ON YOUR FLESH.”

by DevinTheSnake July 21, 2021

tiktok kpop stans

annoying ass stans who make the most cringiest and stupid content.

Worse than the twitter stans.

They don't stream, contribute anything, nor support kpop idols. All they do is complain about stupid shit and fight other fandoms for no reason and cause unnecessary conflict. (Not saying the twitter fans don't do this aswell but they were literally fighting over an audio.) 😭😭😭
A few months ago they fought the dunkins but honestly the dunkins didn't do anything wrong lol.

They also make talk trash about kpop idols and make false accusations about them for no reason.

Don't interact with them. They're a waste of time/not true fans at all.

Katie: Oh I found some tiktok kpop stans on my fyp!
Drew: *violently throws the phone on the ground and punches katie in the face*
Kate: OWWWWWW. WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?
Drew: They're all fake fans and talk trash about bts for no reason.

by uarefads June 1, 2021

status cockblocker

someone who the facebook poster does not know very well or like very much. By commenting, this annoying person will prevent the friends of the poster on commenting for fear of the situation becoming awkward between them and the blocker.

1. I wanted to comment on your statuses, but that status cockblocker michael feels the need to comment on every single one.
2. I do not know steve that well, and I can't comment on any of your statuses because that status cockblocker keeps beating me to it.

by dpolotsky March 14, 2010

Facebook Status Rape

The act of completely spamming a status, video and/or picture with comment so long that the observer must scroll multiple times, or take various minutes to comprehend the amount of rape. Also constitutes conversations between two or more people with an inadvertent spam.

dude, my friend Peter's status has over 100 comments, and his status was Peter is bored. He just got facebook status raped

by Haskoo February 10, 2009

status quoter

Someone who, uncomfortable with social interaction, copes by communicating with every available cliché they can think of.

"Hi Hank, how's it going?"
"Heyyy Bob...long time no see..i'm not too poor...ya know, can't complain. Keepin' out of trouble, -still doin' a little bit of this and that...gotta make hay while the sun shines, if ya catch my drift...well...gotta shake a leg... -don't be a stranger."

-(Hank is a status quoter)

by limegreen January 30, 2004

Status Fishing

Also called Status Baiting. When the status message a person puts up on Facebook, GChat, AIM, etc., is specifically written in order to get someone to respond to it, whether it be a group of people or a specific person.

Instead of bragging, she decided to go status fishing and intentionally wrote "Best News EVER!!!" as a status so someone would ask her what happened.

by DLE101 February 21, 2010