stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning

she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway

by fghj8889999 June 21, 2021

stale toast

A dwarf

Person 1: Nathan is such a dwarf piece of stale toast
Person 2: Yes

by AlfredoWNL September 18, 2021

The stale snicker

When a man or woman takes a shit and then freezes it . Then uses the frozen turd as a dildo

Dude That chick let me give her a the stale snicker last night

by Theasspunisher May 3, 2022

Ståle

the definition of "who?".Nobody knew who he was till like 4th grade and converted to femboy in 6th grade. Then in 9th he converted to tomboy. His hairline is stuck in Uganda

Keep me away from Ståle

by The Norwegian Communist November 15, 2022

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

Stale white bread boy

A plain man who’s mundane life is turned around by a manic pixie dream girl.
One doesn’t exist without the other, a manic pixie dream girl will always be with a stale white bread boy and visa versa.

Romona flowers in Scott pilgrim vs the world finds Scott, her stale white bread boy to be the nicest guy she’s ever been with

by Steviesteve November 20, 2023

stale white bread boy

The guy that is always fixed by a manic pixie dream girl

Damn why does Michael Cera always play the same stale white bread boy in all of his movies

by bluebruce December 15, 2023