Steven

A cute ass freshman

Look at that Steven

Steven by Misterpersonman May 6, 2018

Steven

Steven is a guy who bullies people and has terrible hair. His friends are not loyal. His favorite state is California and Steven is athletic and his favorite sport is skateboarding. He has a small fucking penis and is mega gay. He is a good friend to people and stays loyal. Girls don’t like him very much. Steven has a big family that cares very much about his other siblings.

Person 1: Hey that dude has a small penis. He is also bullying that person and is mega gay
Person 2:That’s what you call a Steven

Steven by It’s me Mario December 7, 2018

steven

some random kid who screams a lot

why is steven ngai so fucking loud

steven by some random retarded faggot March 28, 2019

Steven

Usually rude, inconsiderate, and not very smart. He acts like a dick to anyone who crosses his path and will do anything to destroy you’re self esteem

person 1: omg I hate Steven so much
person 2: yeah he’s the worst

Steven by depresseddoorknob April 27, 2019

Steven

A irrating ass bitch who be looking fat as hell but then once he see someone he like he tryna act out but can’t get no girls and when u see his bitch ass fucking run

Steven fuck u bitch

Steven by Periodluvbabygurl November 2, 2019

Steven

Steven, a name usually given to males who are poorly endowed. Stevens usually lurk around people of their own race and like to "invite themselves" to outings. So be aware when befriending a Steven for they might intrude your life with unsuspecting force. Be especially aware when a member of the Chinese race is named Steven. For if a Chinese male is to be named Steven, he will bring everyone down and become a downie.

Friend #1: Hey lets go out.
Friend #2: Where?
Friend #1: I don't know, but I just want to get away from you know who.
Friend #2: OK lets go before he comes.
Steven: Hey guys you're going out? Hang on I'll get my jacket.
Friend #1 & #2: FUCK! Fricken downies.

Steven by iknowkea August 15, 2009

Steven

The name given to a guy who likes to watch chick flicks and has no friends. He is kinda weird and very mean. You shouldn't be surprised if he only ever gives you mean comments. He tries too hard to impress girls, especially ones named Sam. As well, he has a weak spot for brunettes. Although, he'll come across as a loser and you'll think you won't want to hang out with him, give him a chance. He'll surprise you. He's actually pretty cool and sometimes has some sweet moments. But his mean moments still outweigh the sweet ones. On a Saturday night, you would probably find him at home alone playing Pokemon (and losing to the computer) or studying. He does dress pretty well, has a good sense of style. If he likes you enough, he might even let you borrow his sweater. Whether you’d actually want to be friends with him or not, you’d have to decide on you’re on, I know I’m still on the fence about it.

Person 1: Is Steven coming to the party Saturday?
Person 2: No, he is weird and is staying home to play Pokemon

Steven by coolestbrunette September 17, 2012